My kids and I played around with my Cafe Press store, which by the way, never sells anything, and we cracked ourselves up when we made our very first thong. Yup it's true, anyone can make their own thong.
Go ahead, make a thong. You can put just about anything you want on it to.

Seems like only yesterday the kids uttered their very first words, and took their very first steps, and now another milestone, the very first thong. My oldest son has been toying with designs all his own, but we won't even go there.

At this point I am not sure if it was a "had to be there joke", but we all still think it is kind of funny.
In case your eyes are failing like mine, the small print says:

"Life can be so much better"
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There is more stuff for sale on my Cafe Press site, but none of it is nearly as good.

UPDATE-These guys got me beat

I love Wieiner dogs