Refusing to ask for directions, Finn counts on Charlee's worldly navigation skills...

"I told you to stop and ask for directions!"

I sure hope our passports are in order!

"See, I told you. This may be Maine but when you lift your leg on this signpost: Eur - a - pean!"

"Go ahead, write 'Charlee wuz here' on the sign. I'll keep a lookout for the coppers."

Wonder if we can dig to China from here?

variant on the Classic Bert & I routine.

Charlee: "Finn, which way to Camp?"
Finn: "Sniff sniff. I don't smell it.Hmmm.... Charlee, we can't get theyah from heyah".

Where's a dog gotta go to pee around here?

How about: "You can get there from here....where's here?" or "There's no place like home...where's home?"

How about: "There's no place like home without the atlas and the bone"