Meet Lucky -and BaBa

Meet our new puppy Lucky. Lucky is a "Rescue Pet" that we "rescued" from the clearance bin at Marshall's on Tuesday night. On Wednesday night Lucky came with Finney and I and my 6 year old daughter to agility class. One of the trainers made a comment that she thought Lucky could use a citronella bark collar.
Indeed!
Lucky barked for over an hour straight in class! Lucky also barked through most of this morning's chorus practice at my girl's elementary school.
Now in addition to dealing with, and cleaning up after three kids, two dogs and three guineas pigs, I now have a freakin' toy dog to annoy me as well. And just who do think feeds all those Webkinz on line everyday? I don't think I can count how much Kinz cash I have spent buying Collie Lollies to feed Baba our on line Collie, and she is one of about 6 Webkinz pets that we "care for". 
I have drawn the line at taking care of the Shining Stars. No sir - I won't even look when the girls are on that web site.
The first night Lucky was here, my daughter made a dog bed out of a blanket on the living room floor and our new pup must have gotten "over watered". When I woke up in the morning, the blanket was soaked and the water had taken what was left off the finish on my hard wood floor leaving two dark spots in front of the TV. Isn't it ironic that with all the real pee pee I have cleaned up in the six years we have been in this house, it was a bug eyed toy dog that did my floors in.
What's that? I didn't mention that Lucky makes pee-pees? Yup right out of the side of her foot. My daughter did notice Lucky's awkward pee pee spot and she is happy to point it out to perfect strangers. Then she is more than accommodating in showing said perfect strangers just where she thinks the actual pee pee spot should be. I will give you all a hint, Lucky is a girl.
Can't fool kids, and for what reason Lucky's pee-pee hole is off to the side, I have no idea, but there seems to be no shortage of inappropriate speculation in my house.
As if being the constant companion to my 6 year old is not enough, apparently Lucky has a brilliant on line life as well, but I don't plan on going there either.
At least Lucky can't get bloat right?

This is the view I woke up to this morning. Finney thinks little 6 year old's butt makes the perfect pillow.
Now why would she need any other dogs?